Re: Simon

**Mozillo** Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:06 am

Through a SHIT load of surgery I can get pretty darn close

**Whillikers** Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:50 pm

Well you'll never be able to give birth!

And therefore are not a woman! Smile

**Mozillo** Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:55 am

T.T I can be whatever I want to be! I'll show you! You're always crushing my dreams !!!!!!!!!!! T.T

**Whillikers** Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:35 am

Well actually I was just trying to get an argument out of it.

You know, what with all the people who would give out that lots of actual women can't give birth Smile

I think Ryan would easily get to being a woman the fastest, seeing as he already looks like one HAHAHAHAHAHA

**Mozillo** Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:58 am

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA true

**Whillikers** Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:00 am

I don't think I've actually ever seen Ryan...

**Mozillo** Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:18 am

No one has, makes me feel a bit uneasy... how he knows how I look like... how it turns out he's a 40 year old man with a sticky screen and friction burns on his hands.... AHHHH I FEEL DIRTY! NO! AH AH AH!

**Whillikers** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:43 am

Mental image repressed Smile

**Sheepkilla** Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:42 am

Hmmm.... You'll get to see what I look like when I decide to stop being lazy and post a picture of myself on facebook.

**Mozillo** Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:58 am

I had an urge to as a joke go with the stereotype of fat Americans and then post a picture of America and ask if that is what you look like, implying you take up ALL the space, but if I recall you mention how you're not fat and fairly skinny/average.

**Kamatari** Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:47 pm

Sheepkilla wrote:Hmmm.... You'll get to see what I look like when I decide to stop being lazy and post a picture of myself on facebook.

Stop being lazy and post it!!!

**Mozillo** Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:06 pm

Yes, because Bethany thinks you are black, and she's just DYING to find out if that rumour is true. Wink

**Whillikers** Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:31 am

Facebook is a fun place where many people can see the photo of you, including old men sitting at home in just their underpants.

But even still, Chris and I both have our photos up, and Beth doesn't :/

**Mozillo** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:33 am

True, both Kev and I are prone to Paedophile attack.

**Whillikers** Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:24 pm

Then again, I don't really care, cause I know the ancient art of karate!

**Mozillo** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:04 pm

karate-do, as I believe it is actually called....
I used to be skilled in Judo... I can still beat my sister with a basic throw, and she's still doing it PLUS she's like 2 or 3 belts higher than I was... plus she's heavier than me....
So... bring it on!!!!!!!!!! I'll probably get beaten though.... hard (in the arse)

**Whillikers** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:10 pm

Well I was really just quoting the simpsons!

But anyway, I really did do Kenpo for a little while.

I don't remember much of it.

**Mozillo** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:11 pm

Kenpo? Isn't that a brand of coffee?

**Whillikers** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:13 pm

No that's Kenco.

Kenpo is actually a really dirty kind of karate.

With eye-clawing and crotch punching and inner-thigh pinching!

All of which do what karate is meant to do, defend yourself very well.

**Mozillo** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:14 pm

That list got gayer and gayer as it went on, crotch ... punching (first read as grabbing) then there's inner-thigh.... PINCHING! sure it may be effective... but it's pinching...

**Whillikers** Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:18 pm

Sure you may be getting beaten over the head with a baseball bat, but who wants to seem gay?!?!?!

I mean I'd rather be thought of as a straight dead person than a gay alive one!

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