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I was getting something out of an oven... I was wearing oven gloves... didn't cover my forearm... as I was lifting up from the bottom tray at the back.... My arm went on the metal.... it didn't hurt... just tingled....

I did manage to burn about half my mouth by biting a freshly cooked chip and all the boiling oil burst out.....

Well I got tarred and feathered.

I've had a bail of hay (the cylinder ones) roll over me when I was the age of 7 or something.... Try and beat my country bumpkin ways....

I rolled headfirst down a really big hill and couldn't stop and hit off a fence

I managed to go down one of those inflatable slides so fast that not only did I mange to burn my arm, but when I hit the wall at the end I went straight over it and landed just in front of a metal thing....

Woah... lol

Ummm.....

I'll have to think about other injuries I've had....

Well you all know about my paralysis!

And what could have happened on the hill

Or about how I got stitches in my head!

Yeah... but you are reckless and ride your bike into a busy road for teenage kicks right through the night!

It wasn't that busy.............

Anyway...

I fell off a top bunk of a bunk bed once and hit my head off a snooker table.

Then I got back into bed and woke up in the morning with blood all over my pillow!

my bed thing wasn't a bad ass that... Minne was, I fell out of bed, spun round in the air landed back first on a metal pole then fell onto the grass floor knocking against the wood.... Iaughed it off

Are you sure you weren't dreaming that Chris?

No, it happened... I mean, everyone that was in the tent like thing remembered... even the person that was on the bed beneath me....

You guys are reckless!!!

I've only gotten really stubbed toes, pneumonia, and bruises. Oh an I was born with a broken collar bone. When i was little, I stuffed paper in my ears cuz this kid was annoying, and I managed to pull a little bit out at the time, so years later my mom got it out. I also stuffed cardboard up my nose (I was really young).

That says it all.... America is a bunch of cardboard nose stuffers and paper ear stuffers.... whilst Europe (or just England and Ireland) are a bunch of mega eXtremists that do all sorts of craaaaazy things..... we laugh in the face of death defying peril....

I am trying to think of some other stuff that has happened to me...................... Hmm.... Trying to think of something... interesting....

AH HA!!!!!!!!! This is kinda lame.... but there is something slightly related to it that is probably more awesome.... A friend and I were bouncing on a trampoline... we manage to, unfortunately, time it right so my friend went high in the air whilst I stayed pretty much flat on the trampoline.... my friend then fell down on top of me and we then lay there for a few minutes laughing and somewhat moaning in pain... and tossing the blame... his dad was just on a ride-on lawnmower..... probably not noticing the awesome that had happened....

Probably the slightly more awesome thing was on a bouncy castle (Inflatable Castle (w/e)) I managed to jump high and half get thrown over one of the walls.... and not land on my feet.... I nearly landed face first.... but instead I landed on my back right next to the metal box with the fan in.... So there are my two slightly lame things....

Chris. . . . how is it that you sometimes say that you have no friends.....

Yet many of your stories involve them?

Because I throw the term "friend" around a lot.... I wouldn't consider some my friends... more of... associates.... whilst others would see it as friendship... even though now there just seems to be a lot of mega loathe behind some "friendships" due to their annoying way they act and stuff.....

Am I your friend?

Oh yea, I don't really bring it up but some of the people I hang around with really really piss me off!

Yes Kev, you are my friend... and not my "Friend" friend... but an actual friend that probably knows me more than most of my other "friends" do....

Yippee!!!!!!

Yea it's kinda weird that I've never seen you before but I can be myself more on this forum than I can with my friends!

I think the reason you can be yourself is because chances are... we WILL never meet... so no physical damage can be done...

Nah that can't be it...

I'm myself around a lot of my friends, and my girlfriend.

Just some I can't be myself around...

Not comfortable around some of them.

Worried about their sexuality? Or are they just acquaintances and you don't want them to know too much about you?

No not sexuality!

I have a fair idea of most of their sexualities!

No they're the people I hang around with everyday, but I'm not able to say everything I want to or do everything I'm thinking because I don't feel right around them.

Now the video with me on the bike on the hill, the people I'm with there I am very comfortable with...

So comfy that you go through peer pressure and NEARLY DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we wouldn't have ANY irish contact D=!

That wasn't peer pressure.

They told me not to do it...

Cause I suggested it.

Then why in the name that is the anti-Christ.... did you do it?