Re: My name is Saif! remember it! >:)

**Mozillo** Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:21 pm

Who doesn't like Hamster Jelly?! Specially smothered around your thighs.... Shocked

uh.....

**Whillikers** Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:32 pm

Eh eww Chris?

You do know you're smothering the babies of hamsters and jellyfish around your thighs?

**Mozillo** Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:24 am

yeah....so?

**Whillikers** Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:32 am

Chris, it's highly poisonous and causes infertility!

**Mozillo** Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:00 pm

Well I'll be damned.... They never put that on the tin....

**Whillikers** Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:35 am

Chris it doesn't come in tins!

You have to take it straight from the mating jellyfish and hamster!

**Mozillo** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:28 am

Then what on earth did I get O.o I was a bit suspicious when I got it from those gentlemen with big beards, parrots on their shoulders, eye patches and peg legs....

**Whillikers** Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:33 pm

Ah Chris those were reptilian ewojawas. And that wasn't hamsterjelly they gave you. It was semen.

**Mozillo** Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:04 am

Gon-Sarnit, foiled again!

**Whillikers** Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:18 pm

Chris, cmon, that's like the 5th time this year you've been sold semen!

You'd think you'd know what it looks like by now!

**Mozillo** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:09 pm

They keep on putting food colouring on it! How am I meant to remember all the possible colours in the rainbow of the awesome....

**Whillikers** Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:31 am

Really?!

Sneaky reptilian ewojawas.

**Mozillo** Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:29 am

Indeed.... We should stab them.... with scissors made from glitter

**Whillikers** Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:18 pm

Yes, glitter Chris......

Don't you know anything about reptilian ewojawas?

Glitter makes them grow bigger and stronger!

What we need is.............

feathers....

**Mozillo** Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:23 pm

Quickly! Take them from my Thorax!!!

OW THAT HURT!

**Whillikers** Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:42 pm

Chris, you have feathers?!?!

Oh no......

NO!

They must have built up an immunity to feathers... otherwise they would have fainted just being near you.

Now they are invincible...

We are doomed.

**Mozillo** Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:00 am

WAIT! Let us try other types of feathers... I just have peacock feathers... quickly gather all the feathers in the world!

**Whillikers** Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:17 am

Especially turlough feathers!

**Mozillo** Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:05 pm

I've gathered some dragon feathers.....

**Sheepkilla** Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:21 pm

neither have i lul

**Whillikers** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:57 am

Ryan, that made absolutely no sense.

So unless you know how to kill reptilian ewojawas you'll have to bare with us.

**Mozillo** Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:17 am

indeed....

**Whillikers** Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:12 pm

indeeeedidooodie!

**Sheepkilla** Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:12 am

indeeeedidooodie!? I think you overdid it a bit Kev.

**Whillikers** Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:17 am

Uh.....huh?

Well you're just a little bit late there Ryan...

Seeing as how this topic is ancient and I don't think Saif is coming back to the forums.

If only us Tenshii weren't so lacking in power that we can't even lock this bloody topic!

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