Re: Hello I'm Joe

**Mozillo** Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:04 pm

WHY NOT............ Reverse the Polarity?

**Whillikers** Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:51 pm

Oh yea!

Hilarity would ensue!

Oh so many babies would pop out!

**Mozillo** Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:18 am

Oh but of course! Not to mention the fire.

**Whillikers** Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:01 am

And all life as we know it would change!

Black would be north! Red would be down!

Babies would give birth to full grown woman while sperm would spit out penises!

**Mozillo** Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:14 am

Not to mention, Gravy is now gravity

**Whillikers** Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:43 am

And gravity is now a lampshade!

**Mozillo** Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:08 pm

And Lampshades are now Turtles...

**Whillikers** Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:34 pm

And turtles are now tortoises! (OMG Biggest change yet! If nothing else would change the fate of this world that will!)

**Mozillo** Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:00 pm

Not to mention we live on the back of a tortoise.....

**Whillikers** Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:08 pm

And tortoises are now spiky doormats!

It's a painful life we'll have from now on Chris Sad

Btw.....I'm still an alcoholic Razz

**Mozillo** Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:50 am

But Alcohol is now lego.....

**Whillikers** Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:00 pm

And lego is now Microsoft Windows

**Mozillo** Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:59 am

Microsoft windows.... well taht is now Nexon.....

**Whillikers** Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:20 am

And Nexon now bans hackers on a regular basis!

**Mozillo** Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:08 am

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is just crazy!

**Whillikers** Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:10 pm

I know!

And hackers now give out helpful advice on how to change channels Very Happy

**Mozillo** Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:38 am

And Santa.... is now a seal... not just any seal.... but a seal with a mini moustache, a side parting of black hair AND a red band on one flipper with a Nazi cross on it.....

**Whillikers** Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:41 am

So basically Seal Hitler?

But now history tells the story of Hitler, a man who, on Jesus' birthday every year, travelled around the world giving presents to children!

**Mozillo** Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:49 am

More like... giving toxic gasses and propagandistic speeches to children...

**Whillikers** Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:51 am

No that's what Santa does/did!

Things have changed Chris!

Everything's different if you hadn't noticed Razz

**Mozillo** Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:55 am

I was wondering why I saw seal Hitler Santa flying off on a carpet made from espresso holding scissors of made of glitter out my window last night....

**Whillikers** Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:56 am

Well now you know!

It's the magic of Easter Very Happy

Btw Easter is now celebrating the birth of Christ and Christmas now celebrates the birth of the anti-Christ. Which just so happens to be on the 4th of June!

**Mozillo** Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:00 am

But of course... and Every Christmas we go outside and holding a burning daffodil, the sign of Christmas, and then go find the homeless and give them a good clomp with a colander....

**Whillikers** Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:00 am

While eating lasagna with our hobgoblin jackhammers.

**Mozillo** Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:04 am

and then for desert! We get to do the tradition of finding the allergic child in the giant Nut cake....

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