Sex?
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BlastedS
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Whillikers
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tbh Kev.... This isn't surprising.... If someone was going to do this.... It would be you....
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I can't tell at all if that's a bad thing or a good thing
Ah I guess I just have sex on my mind......
Ah I guess I just have sex on my mind......
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guess what I voted (not that hard to guess...)
Kamatari- Jesus
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Not yet Marv But I'm close, let's just say I had fish fingers last night!
That wasn't very subtle, most people here should get it!
That wasn't very subtle, most people here should get it!
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Whillikers wrote:Not yet Marv But I'm close, let's just say I had fish fingers last night!
That wasn't very subtle, most people here should get it!
*eye twitches in horror*
I actually am lost for words... through sickness!
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Eh what?
We had supper together, we just so happened to have fish fingers!
Supper together is a sure sign of sex!
We had supper together, we just so happened to have fish fingers!
Supper together is a sure sign of sex!
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Oh Chris, you thought I meant...........
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
That's sick. Dude, you really shouldn't let your ma catch you talking like that!
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
That's sick. Dude, you really shouldn't let your ma catch you talking like that!
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I really don't know, it seemed so obvious!
No but in all seriousness.....
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CHRIS
No but in all seriousness.....
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CHRIS
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He had a right to think like that, i mean, you did put up a poll and a thread.
heh, yeah that's what I put.
heh, yeah that's what I put.
Kamatari- Jesus
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Meh I'd say, jump in bed w/ her whenever you feel like, but make sure you get more chances after, because after 1 time... its REALY bad if there wont be a soon 2nd time.. ><
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A legend in his own mind, eh? xD xD xD
Kamatari- Jesus
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I'm sure Max and Rob would have many dirty things to add to this topic!
Where are those two?!?!?!?!?!?!
Where are those two?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Probably getting some while you're here talking/ dreaming about it.
Kamatari- Jesus
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Maybe they're too drunk to care who they're with
Kamatari- Jesus
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NOT DAN ANYONE BUT DAN
here's a top tip though: don't get drunk before it because one of the five following scenarios will happen:
(a) She/he/you get(s) repulsed by how drunk you/they are (or supposively you/they have a moral stance that'd mean they would never do a drunk person)
(b) You/they throw up at some point ---> go to (a)
(c) You/they don't remember a thing from the previous night but wake up beside someone highly unattractive---> go to (b)
(d) You/they don't remember anything making the experiance pointless, and asking for mourning seconds results in you/them experiencing---> (c)
(e) You get done for rape
[ps morally speaking you should never take advantage of a girls/boys drunken state unless it's a pratical joke like stripping them then tieing them to a highstreet lamp-post, which morally speaking is highly advisable]
But (c) wouldn't happen to any of us because we're all highly attractive, though i havn't seen jen without makeup on
NOT DAN ANYONE BUT DAN
here's a top tip though: don't get drunk before it because one of the five following scenarios will happen:
(a) She/he/you get(s) repulsed by how drunk you/they are (or supposively you/they have a moral stance that'd mean they would never do a drunk person)
(b) You/they throw up at some point ---> go to (a)
(c) You/they don't remember a thing from the previous night but wake up beside someone highly unattractive---> go to (b)
(d) You/they don't remember anything making the experiance pointless, and asking for mourning seconds results in you/them experiencing---> (c)
(e) You get done for rape
[ps morally speaking you should never take advantage of a girls/boys drunken state unless it's a pratical joke like stripping them then tieing them to a highstreet lamp-post, which morally speaking is highly advisable]
But (c) wouldn't happen to any of us because we're all highly attractive, though i havn't seen jen without makeup on
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Also getting drunk may lead to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to Rob, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to Marv, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to Chris, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, which leads to not using protection, which leads to babies, which leads to stress, which leads to drinking, etc etc.
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