The top 10 things to do before you die...

Well apparently the number 1 thing to do before you die is... Yes... Sadly... Swim with a dolphin.....................................
But why put something reasonably easy to do?
Thats why im creating this thread to make a top 10 list of thngs you REALLY do need to do before you die. Bill Bailey is going to put the first one into the bag.

"Lunge wildley at the pope" =] Nice entry.

Now for mine

"Renact the bus scene in "Almost Famous" wearing a Pink Panther suit"

Well there you go, ima give a crap prize to the winner, probably a cookie. NOT A SPACE COOKIE! Just a cookie... and ima be judging so if you are someone I like then your doing welll already, if I HATE you then dont even enter, lol. Not that I HATE anyone in the guild or anything -cough- Well anyway bribes are accepted, no blackmail cos i got dirt on all you betches anyway so there =]

Oh and I have one last thing to say just to put life into perspective.

"The universe is slowing down.. and will eventually collapse in on itself, according to the laws of entrapy.. ultimatley rendering all human endevour totally pointless."

The Official List At The Moment

>1.Lunge wildly at the pope
^2.Eat a pizza in the shape of a custom Fender Strat, Mexican, custom pickups and all that jazz (to morne the death of my strat) R.I.P. Jimmy
^4. Wear a cat as a scarf
V3.Renact the bus scene in "Almost Famous" wearing a Pink Panther suit

1) Call Madonna and tell her she's a fat whore
2) Use my cat as a scarf
3) Move away from the Netherlands
4) Go on vacation w/o my parents
5) Have sex
6) Eat Pizza
7) Eat another Pizza (hawaii ofcourse)
Meet all my friends from England and Ireland
9) Drink till you don't know what's happening anymore
10) Optional: Use drugs

marv , dont use drugs , you'll be a ''zwerver''

lol's no a zwerver, or in english a bum or hobo or tramp is someone who doesn't have a home, I have a home lols

And btw, it's just a jk list

BlastedS wrote:1) Call Madonna and tell her she's a fat whore
2) Use my cat as a scarf
3) Move away from the Netherlands
4) Go on vacation w/o my parents
5) Have sex
6) Eat Pizza
7) Eat another Pizza (hawaii ofcourse)
Meet all my friends from England and Ireland
9) Drink till you don't know what's happening anymore
10) Optional: Use drugs

Well Marv im not looking at your personal goals in life. I want something that everyone could do =] Im thinking bigger.

[quote="SkitzoTamz"]

BlastedS wrote:1) Be a millionair
2) Hit Bush in the face with a frozen tuna
3) Kill Bush
4) Kill Geert Wilders
5) Eat Pizza
6) Eat another Pizza
7) Eat another Pizza (hawaii ofcourse)
Have world domination
9) Be the best Maple player on earth
10) Be a world hero

Well Marv im not looking at your personal goals in life. I want something that everyone could do =] Im thinking bigger.

How bout that then? :P

[quote="BlastedS"]

SkitzoTamz wrote:

BlastedS wrote:1) Be a millionair
2) Hit Bush in the face with a frozen tuna
3) Kill Bush
4) Kill Geert Wilders
5) Eat Pizza
6) Eat another Pizza
7) Eat another Pizza (hawaii ofcourse)
Have world domination
9) Be the best Maple player on earth
10) Be a world hero

Well Marv im not looking at your personal goals in life. I want something that everyone could do =] Im thinking bigger.

How bout that then? :P

No Marv... Pick your best one and submit that

[quote="SkitzoTamz"]

BlastedS wrote:

SkitzoTamz wrote:

BlastedS wrote:1) Be a millionair
2) Hit Bush in the face with a frozen tuna
3) Kill Bush
4) Kill Geert Wilders
5) Eat Pizza
6) Eat another Pizza
7) Eat another Pizza (hawaii ofcourse)
Have world domination
9) Be the best Maple player on earth
10) Be a world hero

Well Marv im not looking at your personal goals in life. I want something that everyone could do =] Im thinking bigger.

How bout that then? :P

No Marv... Pick your best one and submit that

5) Eat Pizza

Defo that one then

same list as marv

That Cat thing sounds appealing... And if i die, well screw it i die. Now if only i could find my cat. Yeah going to meet the queen/pope/ George bush or someone quite famous that i despise and going to meet them with a fish in pocket then chucking the fish in their face and then jumping out the window to suddenly realise i am on the second floor THEN i land in the conveniently placed truck full of pillows driven by Marv/Rob/Max/Sean (or someone) then we drive away laughing manically doing something cool. That would be pretty awesome.