Mosh Pits!?!?!?!?!

Well I did a lot of underarm jabbing.

Like to the stomach, cause in a mosh pit, there isn't really enough room to lift your to swing for someone's face.

But stomach means you become winded... and that isn't fun... I got winded when some fat kid was "accidentally" pushed into me at school... I couldn't actually breathe.... for about.... 30 seconds... I didn't stop... no that would show weakness... I just kept on walking... slowly getting panicy... Moral of the story is.... always be cool... and watch out for fat kids....

So what was the topic?

Not really, you have to get hit in the diaphragm to get winded.

The stomach just kinda makes you hunch!

But yeah, I know about playing it cool like that!

I do it all the time!

But I don't look out for fat kids, I trip them up!

Like this fat kid was chasing me round a room, and I tripped him up and he fell head first against a wall just as a teacher was walking into the room, and the fat kid got in trouble

The thing is.. the stomach area... is slightly overlapping with the Diaphragm ....

Something like that happened with me... there was this fat pig faced boy who was going out with... I think a 13 year old... or something like that.... but it was the sister of someone in our group.... So we got like a load of paper balls.... waited for him to come back... we hit him in the face a lot.... Then we all started move swiftly away.... but he began to throw them back... JUST as a teacher was coming out of a classroom.... He got yelled at, cleaned up the mess... we all laughed at him....

Only at the top of the stomach though! Which you don't aim at!

Lol yea, aren't fat kids fun to tease..... just like cheap thrills are the best!

And even if the fat kid is stronger than you, it's not like they can catch you!

Well, yeah that too.....In Primary school a friend and I used to make fun of most of the retard kids younger than us... the ones from the sort of dysfunctional families... with Mums with shaven heads.... the ones who live in Council houses... But yeah, seeing as they were brought up on fish fingers and their mum probably smoked under their nose.... They were fun to run away from.... I mean, we would spend our entire lunchtime running away from them as they ran after us with sticks that had nails in...or just a really big thorn... Either way, in our primary school on the field we had a sort of area with bushes and stuff.... so the kids would spend weeks making "dens" from odd bits of Wooden Fence they found (Which they stole from us).... But yeah, we knew our way around there like the back of our hand we knew all the ways of getting into thorn bushes without getting stung.... So we could easily get away from them... hide out... then when we see that they have moved on... tracked them down to make fun of them again... It was all very jolly.

I was brought up on fish fingers

I used to make fun of the older kids though!

More of a challenge to run away from!

Oh.... my friend and I WERE the older kids... if we weren't doing that we would spend like ALL our time with the real little kids... and get sat on by them.... they are fierce...

Lol!

I never really picked on the little kids in primary school.

But when I got to the high years in secondary school(High school) that seems to be the only thing I do!

The kids we picked on... were bigger than us... (we were skinny (I still am)) and only a year younger....

Well these kids are no more than two or three years younger than me, but they're all absolutely tiny for some reason!

As in so tiny that the older guys in the school, including me, run in to a group of them and pick up a few and run off with them!

Lol, when all the year 7s (first years of high school) come in.... You can't see any of them... until they are like 3-5 meters away and you can see them in your eye line....

Huh?!

What age are they?

like.... 11-12

Oh......k?

Fifth years in our secondary schools are 16-17

I'm in year 11 which is 15-16.... our years continue on from primary school... so the last year of primary is year 6....

So.... did that always say first years or did you edit it?

I think it was meant to be first year.... But I am so god damned tired recently I can barely type....

Well now I'm even more confused....

AH HA!!! New reckless thing... well not reckless more of UNBEARABLY PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So this is how it goes.... Before I went to Florida last year... I had like... ingrown toe nails (ewwwwwWwwwwW) But it was only until we went to Florida and I managed to kick the sofa really hard that it bled a lot that my parents actually noticed.... not to mention that I was wearing flip flops most the time and my sister walks VERY slowly so I was kicking the bottom of her shoe.... a lot.... So when we got back from Florida... like in September..... we went to the doctors... he poked my toe and said, "Yeah, I think it is ingrown." He then gave me antibiotics and then sent me away, after taking all the antibiotics, only one had gone down in terms of infection and stuff.... ONLY JUST last week, yeah I know really long time, had my parents realised that I have been in a world of pain for ever and booked me another appointment with the doctor... he poked it again and said, "We are going to have to cut the toe nail bit off" and said some other stuff.... gave me more Antibiotics... didn't take them... can't swallow them, they taste foul... I seem to have been doing fine without them before.... anyway, today after school I went to the doctors to have my minor op....
This started off with like four injections of local anisthetic which didn't really hurt as much as he said (the needle going in) I had felt worse from self inflicted stuff.... then when my toe was kinda numb (I said it was, but it wasn't entirely) he started to cut down.... A lot of blood started to come out and it was going everywhere.... after a lot of tugging.... the piece of toenail came out.... it was FREAKING HUGE!!!! I mean, it was like 1cm DEEP into my toe..... I didn't have my glasses on... but a chunk I had managed to hack out before was that deep.... I can't see how much of my actual toe has been taken off... because after putting some stuff on my toe (which was meant to sting (pfft, it didn't)) to stop it growing again, they bandaged it up.... and I mean a whole lot.... I can barely fit it into my shoe.... once the anisthetic wore off I wasn't feeling much pain.... (this was like, after I had talked with an old man whilst my dad got the car for me because I didn't want to have to limp a long way) I put it up as I was told... the only pain I could feel was the bits where I was injected.... But when I went to go get dinner... by gum did it hurt.... I know get sudden spikes of pain and it is pretty painful....
Also, when I was being injected... it was really weird because to start with, I could actually feel the liquid being pushed into my body for a small bit until it lost feeling...
Now.... I have to go to school like this... and I am in a world of pain... not taking painkillers... I might as well get the whole experience... also... I can't swallow them...

I didn't get to keep the shard of toenail... I would've probably stood on it and impaled my foot.... I do want to see what my toe looks like REALLY badly, but I guess I will just have to wear my glasses tomorrow when it is getting redressed with a smaller bandage....

You wear glasses?!

Yeah... I am short sighted... I have been since I was..... uh.... 11.... Since I started High school really... from then on... my eyes have gotten worse and worse... I only wear my glasses casually I don't NEED to wear them... although I probably should seeing as I can't make much out any more....

That was a joke though

You know, the whole being surprised by glasses even though you just got a bit of your foot cut off

I'm very short-sighted too!

I'm beginning to find making out things on the T.V hard.

But I really don't want glasses so if I was to improve my eyesight I'd get contacts!

This is Kevin btw

My brother was fussy.... and clumsy... because he always broke his glasses... so he convinced my parents to get him contacts... they seem expensive... and I fear I will get my eye infected from them.... I don't want to go down that road again.... Glasses are fine with me... but my hair does slowly fog up my glasses so eventually I have a big white smear on them... also just from my eye... which is odd... and eyelashes...

I did get to see my toe yesterday... They took off MUCH more of my actual toe (the bit that was there to begin with (not ingrown)) than I thought... the good thing is... the swelling has gone down... and there wont be as much deadness on my toe due to lack of blood ^.^ (Still saying "eff you" to antibiotics and Painkillers!)

I've never broken a bone or had to take painkillers....

I was put to sleep once, to get my tonsils out though, whats that called again?

Stupid Sean my bro has perfect eyesight