Hey guess whut!

He's dead...

your cat?

Well when I say dead, I mean moved to Mexico under the name El Jacko...

I thought this was gonna have Michael Jackson in it o_O

lol Ryan...

I still can't believe he's dead... Supposively they are going to do an autopsy on him to see how he died.

Yup I read that too

I think he died like Elvis Prezley did

Taking a shit?
I don't think so.
Elvis Presley was older and fatter, leaving him with a poor heart, then from the strain of the toilet, his heart failed.
Michael Jackson just seemed to have.... gone into cardiac arrest for no reason at all... but.... an Autopsy, are scalpels sharp enough to cut through plastic? I heard that is why he now isn't getting cremated... due to all the plastic on him because he didn't like being black (although all his good music was when he was black and an adult (Jackson 5 makes me want to rip out nails)) but then it is probably due to the Jackson 5 days that he did what he did to try and seperate himself from his childhood and his father who would abuse them (spanking etc) when they were younger because he was their manager....
Either way, time to sound heartless, if not already, but he wasn't recording any more music, it isn't as if we are going to miss anything. None of us or even not many people in the world got tickets for his final tour thing, so just because he is dead doesn't mean all his music is now going to disappear instead, quite the opposite, get ready for hundreds of CDs that are memorial CDs and such. Before he died he had been a REALLY strange man, not just the child thing that may or may not be true, but just in general he was REALLY Weird...
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Did you know, he actually wanted to be recycled into plastic carrier bags so he would still be a danger to children.....

/joke